Ellie Kemper: Can Men Be Funny?: Humor: GQ

pizza:

OH MY GODDDDD

pizza:

OH MY GODDDDD

(Source: gotoagreatperhaps)

swasticunts:

I tamagotchu pregnant

(via nedsdeclassifiedsextape)

god i’m so emotional

(Source: setfocustoinfinity, via verticalsenses)

m-eg:

how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up

(via okusuck)

breadboxes:

LISTEN HERE U LITTLE SHIT  i love u

(Source: coolanimeblog, via verticalsenses)

well that was dumb and awful

(via illuminators)

so what do i do now?

(Source: jameschororos, via because-yolo)

(Source: mirnagh, via catholicnun)

i came SO CLOSE to owning this kitten, BUT NO

i came SO CLOSE to owning this kitten, BUT NO

PARTY

PARTY

mightyboy7:

“stop calling everyone peasants it’s getting kinda old”

the king laughs in my face

my proposal for the abolishment of feudalism has been rejected

(via heartless)